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The Onion: Jennifer Aniston Adopts 33 Year Old Boyfriend from Africa

admin — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 22:03:46 +0000

Jennifer Aniston Adopts 33-Year-Old Boyfriend From Africa

How to Bow

admin — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 22:01:19 +0000

From my people. Take note, all you roundeyes who don’t know an “excuse me” bow from a “sorry I drove my car into your living room” bow.

Thx to RapidEye for the suggestion.

Mel Gibson Calls the Old Spice Guy

admin — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 23:24:59 +0000

MAD MEN: Best Pick Up Lines Compilation Video

admin — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 01:37:24 +0000

Are you as stoked as I am that Don Draper and Co. are coming back so soon? Mad Men is so incredibly kickass and some of these pick up lines from the show are priceless. Mad Men Season 4 begins on July 25, 2010

Beavis and Butthead: Beard Boys

admin — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 14:26:15 +0000

Just saw that Beavis and Butthead are coming back to MTV and bringing their brand of snark to modern music stars like Lady GaGa. I can’t wait so here’s some B&B from YouTube.

Kirk vs Lizard Man – Worst Fight Scene Ever

admin — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 14:06:16 +0000

… and now for the second best human v lizard dust up. Do not eat or drink anything near your computer while watching this unless you have splash-guarded your monitor against spit takes.

Chameleon vs Sumo Wrestler Stare Off

admin — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 13:59:10 +0000

The most epic human v lizard battle since Kirk beat up that bipedal salamander on Star Trek. I present: Sumo vs Chameleon staring competition.

Funny Chinese KFC Commercial

admin — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 22:52:17 +0000

What do you do when your last meal isn’t KFC? Watch. I finally figured out they changed the name to KFC so the chinese could pronounce it. (Oh, I kid…)

Firefly Intro Re-mixed as 80s Style TV Show

admin — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 19:40:06 +0000

Just awesome. Someone went all Airwolf on the Firefly intro and re-imagined it as a 1980′s style TV show opening title sequence. Enjoy!

Steve Carell on The Colbert Report

admin — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 16:06:37 +0000

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Oh man, how awesome is this? Steve Carell is out promoting his new 3D animated film “Despicable Me” and ends up as a guest with his former Daily Show buddy Steven Colbert. They even resurrect “Even Stevens” an old Daily Show routine. This clip has your recommended daily allowance of awesome.

Megan Fox Looks Hot, Hot, HAWT in Wedding Day Photos

admin — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 14:52:11 +0000

I think Megan Fox is getting a lot of attention because she’s finally doing what she does best–stand there and look hot. Seems that it’s only when she opens her mouth that people tend to turn away. But really, Brian Austin Green?

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 90 Days in Jail

admin — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 14:26:52 +0000

Lindsay Lohan is going to jail for 90 days. Most likely she’ll serve only 25% of that time due to overcrowding. Look on the bright side, Missy McCokenstein, I don’t know about you but I’m smelling a MEAN GIRLS sequel in the making!

Arrested Development as an Action Movie

admin — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 15:50:17 +0000

Arrested Development… this time it’s personal. Hells yes, I would totally see this… if it were real.

Pregnant Alicia Keys Falls Onstage

admin — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 15:21:26 +0000

While performing “Love is Blind” at this past weekend’s Essence Festival in New Orleans, preggo singer Alicia Keys took a tumble. Luckily she landed on her butt and the baby’s fine because New Orleans really doesn’t need another disaster at the moment and fetus is difficult to mop up off a stage without leaving a stain.

Terrible Fireworks Safety Tips for 4th of July

admin — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 16:06:22 +0000

FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Do not actually light fireworks near baby’s feet… that is unless your baby was born with more than 2 feet and your HMO doesn’t cover the surgical removal of vestigal limbs or digits.

League of Steam: Ghostbusters as a Silent Movie

admin — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 15:16:33 +0000

Who you gonna telegraph? Meet the League of Steam. Sorry no Bill Murry or Harold Ramis or that black guy, what’s his name. At least there’s no Rick F’n Moranis in this one.

Man Smacks: A Celebration of the Awkward Bro Hug

admin — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 01:34:09 +0000

The Bro Hug… made popular by liberal pinko artsy types like that Ari guy from Entourage and Adam Sandler. How awkward is the Man Smack? You decide.

But I can tell you it’s not as awkward as paying too much for a .com domain name without the love of a good GoDaddy coupon code.

100 Best Movie Insults of All Time

admin — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 14:51:34 +0000

NSFW. Wow, what a compendium of movie insults from Rodney to Groucho to John Wayne to Eric Cartman… the list goes on but this is loaded full of pure awesomeness. Question is, can you name all the movies? It’s 10 minutes long and well worth every frame.

Wanna know what’s not insulting? Getting more than $3 off a .com domain name now with these GoDaddy coupons that they’ve raised the prices up over $11.

Jersey Shore Season 2 Preview-This is Why The Terrorists Hate Us

admin — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 21:35:44 +0000

Yo! Youze gotta see the Jersey Shore Season 2 preview. You know that chart of human evolution? This is like watching that in reverse. Having grown up with meatheads like this back in Philly, I can tell you this is not an act.

Old Spice “I’m on a Horse” Pitchman is Back, Now on a Motorcycle

admin — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 19:56:38 +0000

Hello Ladies!… Mr. “I’m on a horse” is back. Isaiah Mustafa, the shirtless dude in the now-famous Old Spice commercial with all the quick changing backgrounds and props is back in an all new Old Spice commercial. This one is called “The Question”

Jason Calcanis Loses $204K Poker Pot to Doyle Brunson

admin — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 17:48:41 +0000

Even for an internet millionaire, that’s gotta hurt… and by “internet millionaire” I mean a guy who made a boatload of money just by being in the right place at the right time. Watch Jason Calcanis overplay his hand to a real poker pro, Doyle Brunson.

You know, one way NOT to lose money online is to use coupons like these GoDaddy discount codes

Jimmy Kimmel Compares BP Oil Spill to Al Qeada

admin — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 14:36:49 +0000

BP is trying… to put a positive spin on their image. Good luck, BP. It hasn’t worked for Hitler, it’s not going to work for you.

Chris Brown Cries During Michael Jackson Tribute

admin — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 17:51:44 +0000

File this under Puh-leease… I’m sorry. Do you buy this? I think those tears look more fake than a three dollar Gucci handbag. Chris, dude… you damn well better cry. You’re still a douchebag.

Prince Harry Polo Horse Fail

admin — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 17:15:04 +0000

Ah, the young Prince Harry falls off his polo horse during a match in NY. I hope like proper New Yorkers they booed him and threw stuff at him and told him he sucked… but this is polo, which means they just clapped politely and talked about him behind his back. None of that here. We’re talking to his face. Hey Harry… you suck at polo!… or maybe not, the only thing I know about polo is that those stupid overpriced Ralph Lauren shirts are pretty lame.

Call me crazy but that horse looks like it needs Equine Adequan or other horse meds.

Octopus Picks German World Cup Winners

admin — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 20:00:55 +0000

Hey, the octopus just picked another World Cup match winner… someone get my bookie on the phone! And order me some calamari while we’re at it.